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Happy Hollandaise Sweatshirt | Funny Christmas Brunch Crewneck for Dietitians & Intuitive Eaters

Happy Hollandaise Sweatshirt | Funny Christmas Brunch Crewneck for Dietitians & Intuitive Eaters

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Happy Hollandaise. Brunch is officially on the holiday menu.

A funny Christmas sweatshirt for anyone who is done with diet talk at the holidays. A hand-painted "Happy" over a big, groovy HOLLANDAISE, with a sprig of holly standing in for the O. Eggs benedict, cinnamon rolls, cookies and pie all get a seat at the table. No earning it, no making up for it in January.

Wear it to holiday brunch, the office party, the family holiday table, the cookie swap, or anywhere that needs a gentle reminder that food has no moral value.

Perfect for: dietitians and RD2Bes, nutrition students, intuitive eaters, non-diet providers, brunch lovers, and anyone who is done with diet talk at the holiday dinner table.

A dietitian gift they will actually wear
Shopping for a gift for a dietitian? This funny Christmas sweatshirt is an easy yes for registered dietitians, dietetic interns, and non-diet and intuitive eating providers. It works for Secret Santa, a white elephant exchange, a holiday gift swap, or just because.

The details

  • Unisex sizes S to 2XL in all four colors, plus 3XL in White
  • Four colors: White, Maroon, Forest Green and Red
  • The lettering is red and yellow on White, and cream and yellow on Maroon, Forest Green and Red
  • Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric, a 50/50 cotton and polyester blend
  • Classic fit with a crew neckline
  • Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuff seams
  • Pearlized tear-away label, so no itchy tag
  • Made with ethically grown US cotton and Oeko-Tex certified dyes

Taking down diet culture one piece of merch at a time.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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