Santa's Favorite Dietitian Sweatshirt | Funny Christmas Crewneck for Dietitians & Intuitive Eaters

Santa's favorite dietitian. Cookies and milk, zero guilt.

A funny Christmas sweatshirt for dietitians who spend every December reminding people that holiday food is just food. Cookies, stuffing, mashed potatoes, pie. No earning it, no making up for it in January. This crewneck is for everyone who knows all foods fit.

Wear it to the office party, the family holiday table, the cookie swap, or anywhere that needs a gentle reminder that food has no moral value.

Perfect for: dietitians and RD2Bes, nutrition students, intuitive eaters, non-diet providers, and anyone who is done with diet talk at the holiday dinner table.

A dietitian gift they will actually wear
Shopping for a gift for a dietitian? This funny Christmas sweatshirt is an easy yes for registered dietitians, dietetic interns, and non-diet and intuitive eating providers. It works for Secret Santa, a white elephant exchange, a holiday gift swap, or just because.

The details

• Unisex sizes S to 2XL, plus 3XL in White and Sand
• Five colors: White, Sand, Sport Grey, Forest Green and Red
• The lettering is red and green on White, Sand and Sport Grey, and cream on Forest Green and Red
• Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric, a 50/50 cotton and polyester blend
• Classic fit with a crew neckline
• Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuff seams
• Pearlized tear-away label, so no itchy tag
• Made with ethically grown US cotton and Oeko-Tex certified dyes

Taking down diet culture one piece of merch at a time.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean